Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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