Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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