i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I would ride that face into the sunset
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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