We won't sleep together?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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