As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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