It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
