i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
