So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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