Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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