that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So much Jack, so little girl.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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