Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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