5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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