your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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