:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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