Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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