Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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