that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
