I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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