...so i touched it.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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