All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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