I feel great
I just peed on a car
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
