we have pet lesbian snakes
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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