I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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