it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I don't want my vagina anymore.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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