I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
