party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We left the knife in your bed.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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