Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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