Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
When are your genitals available?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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