Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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