Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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