bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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