People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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