Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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