We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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