Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
