at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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