I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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