I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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