She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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