he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Randomize
