i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm at about main and main street
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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