i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Randomize
