Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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