doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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