Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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