I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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