I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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