But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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