If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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