It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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