This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
this is an emotional support booty call
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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